Friday, August 26, 2011

Spam-Chat on Facebook

The other morning, around 4:00 AM, I got a Facebook instant message from someone I've never talked to before. I found the conversation so I decided to blog it so that you could all enjoy. Enjoy!

Adultemporium Lv:
will u help us out and vote for our store diplay

Kidder Kaper:
perhaps, what is it?


Adultemporium Lv:
its a contest all of the deja vu stores are doing
its for the pipedream fetish & fantasy line





Kidder Kaper:
Do they carry my book or any of my games?


Adultemporium Lv:
what books and games


Kidder Kaper:
Yeah... Um... K
How did we become friends?
Adultemporium Lv:
? we r friends lol

Kidder Kaper:
Apparently on FB we are.
But let's face it, you don't know shit about me, and your store ain't exactly Babeland or Smitten Kitten. Endorsing you to my fan base for free when you don't even carry my stuff isn't exactly one of those genius career moves that I've been known to make.
Adultemporium Lv:
are u in vegas



Kidder Kaper:
Frak no.
Are you just randomly typing at people tonight or what?
Click info on people's profiles.

Adultemporium Lv:
what are your books and games



Kidder Kaper:
16 million downloads can't be wrong 


Adultemporium Lv:
our store isnt exatly babeland?






Kidder Kaper:
No, it is not. 

Adultemporium Lv:
looks like you dont know shit about our store
thanks for your vote we will be sure never to carry your books or games 

Kidder Kaper:
k, so I guess yesterday and tomorrow look about the same from where I'm standing.



Adultemporium Lv:
maybe u should google us, we beat smitten kitten and babeland for top adult retail store west coast, have a great night


FACEBOOK CONSOLE:
You don't have permission to chat with this person.

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